Archive for the ‘Haiku’ Category

For 100-76 go here

For 75-51 go here

For 50-26 go here

And for the Top 25, read on…

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25. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (dir. Andrew Dominik, 2007)

Oft-told tale retold

Won’t spoil the ending for you

But clue’s in title

24.  Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (dir. Adam McKay, 2004)

Male chauvinism

In the Channel 4 newsroom

(No, it’s not Jon Snow)

23. Hot Fuzz  (dir.  Edgar Wright, 2007)

Team Shaun strike again

With country copper carnage:

High-octane Heartbeat

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Here’s my next batch of 25 favourite films of the last decade, taking us from number 50 to number 26.  Each one has a lovingly hand-crafted piece of haiku.  Any resemblance to any haiku appearing in any of my previous end of year lists is purely coincidental.

For 100 to 76 go here

For 75 to 51 go here

My final batch of favourite films will follow forthwith…


50.  Gladiator (dir. Ridley Scott, 2000)

This muscular flick

Made Swords and Sandals look cool

(Got mine from Top Man)

49. Requiem for a Dream (dir. Darren Aronofsky, 2001)

Grange Hill’s Zammo song

Get’s a stark, brutal update

“Just say no… No… NO-O-O!”

48.  The Man Who Wasn’t There (dir. Joel Coen/Ethan Coen, 2001)

Barber shop vignette

Something for the weekend, sir?

Try blackmail and death

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Here’s my second batch of favourite films of the last decade in haiku-form, which covers number 75 through to 51.

For 100 through to 76 scroll up or go here.

More to come…

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75.  Drag Me To Hell (dir. Sam Raimi, 2009)

Raimi’s zeitgeist surf

As bank clerk is damned

Due to Evil Debt

74.  The Bourne Identity (dir. Doug Liman, 2002)

New ‘JB’ in town

It’s those initials again!

Bond and Bauer – meet Bourne

73.  Gone Baby Gone (dir. Ben Affleck, 2008)

Those Affleck brothers

Adapt Boston-set thriller

(Look out for Omar!)

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What follows is the first part of the hideously overdue rundown of my Top 100 favourite films of the last decade. Not a Top 20, not a Top 50 but a Top 100. You can see why I’m doing this in installments.

Most lists like this are published in late-December or early-January, but most lists like this don’t contain lovingly hand-crafted haiku summaries. You get what you wait for. This delay has also given me the chance to catch up with films released in 2009 that I didn’t manage to catch last year. That helps to explain why some films included in this list didn’t appear in my Top 10 Films of 2009. That, and the fact I’m pathologically fickle.

Of course, strictly speaking, the first decade of the twenty-first century started in January 2001 and ends later this year. In that sense, then, this list has actually come early. The only problem with following that line of thought, however, is that I’d have to reconfigure the chart to include films that haven’t been made yet. That’s too much hassle.

The dates I use are UK theatrical release dates, which are often later than US release dates. As a result, this list contains films you may think belong to the previous decade.

I sympathise with these films. I’m often accused of belonging to a previous decade, too.

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100. 3:10 to Yuma (dir. James Mangold, 2007)

Cowboys Crowe and Bale

Evoke a simpler era

(Train arrives on time)

99. Moebius Redux: A Life in Pictures (dir. Hasko Baumann, 2007)

French comix legend’s

Influence is everywhere

We live in his world

98. Watchmen (dir. Zack Snyder, 2009)

Caped Citizen Kane?

Not quite, but it sure does try

Heroic attempt

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