I Can Has iPhone

It’s my birthday today, but instead of letting myself descend into a cesspool of self-pity as I become acutely aware of my mortality and all that, I’ve instead decided to upgrade my mobile to an iPhone. I wouldn’t have done it if Clare hadn’t kept egging me on, but I’m glad she did as it’s rather nice and shiny and I’m currently using it to write this post.

As mid-life crises signifiers go, it could have been a lot worse.