Something’s gone terribly wrong with my iTunes. What’s a UB40?
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 15, 2014
Apple release tool that removes 2U from Sinead song
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 15, 2014
I’m not saying the Beeb’s #indyref coverage is biased, but I just saw another repeat of ‘No, Minister’
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 16, 2014
I’m not saying the Beeb’s #indyref coverage is biased, but I just saw another repeat of ‘No, Minister’
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 16, 2014
I’m not saying the Beeb’s #indyref coverage is biased, but I just saw another repeat of ‘No, Minister’
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 16, 2014
If I quit my job and went into business photographing myself would I be selfie-employed?
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 16, 2014
My iPhone’s a bit Edgy
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 17, 2014
If you’re not happy with U2 albums squatting on your iTunes, don’t take it to a lawyer – they’re all pro-Bono
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 17, 2014
I’d only watch #GBBO if it featured Chet Baker, Ginger Baker and Cheryl Baker
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 17, 2014
To the phrase ‘You had one job’: you have one joke
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 18, 2014
Situation Vacant: bricklayers required, immediate start, must be prepared to travel. Call Hadrian on XXV XIVV #indyref
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 18, 2014
It’s Loch Ness, not Loch Yess #indyref
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 18, 2014
Steak and Kidney: 7/10. Sorry, I thought it was ‘Talk Like I Rate Pie Day’ #TalkLikeAPirateDay
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 19, 2014
PM denies combustible legwear allegations #the45
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 21, 2014
Have they changed it to Downton Santander yet?
— Tom Lennon (@tomlennon) September 21, 2014