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When satellites die do they get an orbituary?
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William Pitt Was Really Nothing #18thCenturyMorrissey
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Facebook announce new ‘Gee, I didn’t realise you were such a bigoted tosser’ button
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This guy comes up to me – all skinny-fit cords and his dad’s NHS glasses – name-checking the 3:15 at Newmarket. F* cking tipsters.
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Was up late watching a triple-bill of Hulk, Brokeback Mountain and Life of Pi. Now I’ve got a stinking Angover
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My favourite Thomas de Quincey classic is’Ye worlde of Forensik Medicin’
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I’m surprised no one’s opened an app dancing club
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TripAdvisor rates the Hotel California ‘Lovely place, lovely place’
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Insider claims NSA whistleblower ‘can’t whistle’
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Movie Pitch: Star Wars/Man from U.N.C.L.E crossover starring the Solo Brothers
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Abbreviating latin phrases is my M.O.
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UK-filmed Star Wars sequels to feature Jedi Knights grumbling about weather, queues
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‘Nigel Farage’ is an anagram of ‘Fringe Algae’
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I was introduced to the concept of ‘critical mass’ by a sarcastic priest
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I neither believe nor disbelieve in the existence of vampires. I’m ‘agnosferatu’.
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If Noddy Holder fell in the middle of a forest and nobody was there to hear him would he still feel the noize?
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Conspiracy theorists claim that Sting and The Police ‘faked’ walking on the moon
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The BBFC should introduce a Certificate 40: ‘May contain scenes of mid-life ennui and grocery shopping’
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Never forget those wise words of Uncle Ben: ‘With great power comes great boil-in-the-bag rice’
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What do you call an existentialist cow? ‘Camoo’
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Movie Pitch: GUYS’ DAY OUT: Guy Ritchie, Guy Pearce and Elbow’s Guy Garvey travel to Guyana to watch Buddy Guy. Hilarity ensues.
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While moving house I once found a feng shui kit I’d lost under the clutter
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Saw Lara Croft at Greggs again. I’m worried about her. She’s gone all pixelly.
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I was a failed Police Sketch Artist – could never quite capture Sting’s smugness.
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Uproar in US following claims Daniel Day Lewis “only pretended to be Lincoln”
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Xenuphobic, n. An irrational fear of people who have an irrational fear of psychiatry #neologism
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I’d never cut off my nose to spite my face – my glasses wouldn’t stay up
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In danger of being snowed-in at work. Just saw Liam Neeson in the car park punching a wolf
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Re-Taken #teenagefilms
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At Loco Lounge & I’ve just explained to Edie (3) what all the different chess pieces do. She shouts “Pawn!” & I get disapproving looks
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I might write a bittersweet tale of Star Trek-obsessed kid growing up in 70s Northern Ireland. I’ll call it ‘The Tribble with the Troubles’
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Osborne announces Tweet allowance cut back to 60 chara
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Ironically, the original Amazons were fierce female warriors who sold books AND paid tax
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TripAdvisor rated this corral ‘OK’ #WildWestProblems
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Skyfall, like every other Bond film, takes place on a Bank Holiday Monday
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The phone rang, I bolted across the room and tripped over daughter’s toy pushchair. It was a recorded message from an accident claims firm
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Have just noticed that Pete Townsend has a really enormous nose. Had previously thought that the rest of his head was tiny
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Each living soul is a vast engine of infinite possibility. Except for the tossers.
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Nick Clegg under fire from bigots following “Bigots are touchy” remark
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CERN scientists finally prove that Wagon Wheels are still the same size, your hands have grown
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Apple faces $1 Billion lawsuit from Granny Smith
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UK Government announce plans to sell reconditioned 1970s NHS specs to “gullible overseas hipsters”
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There’s no “I” in “Team”; There’s no “F” in “Chance”
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