Here's my somewhat ridiculously overdue Top Ten Films of 2008, the disappointing sequel to Top Ten Films of 2007. To make up for my tardiness, each one comes with a lovingly hand-crafted haiku summary. I thought the haiku was an original touch, until I realised that sites like this have been doing this sort of thing for ages.Never mind, eh?10. Hellboy 2: The Golden ArmyStateside GuillermoBut Hellboy goes to UlsterRed Right Hand, indeed...9. The OrphanageTwisty Spanish yarnWith a very sad middleBehold the sack mask!(Thanks to Clare for that one!)8. Burn After ReadingCoen's strike againDumb idiots hatch dumb plotIt's sadistic fun!7. [...]