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Strange New Words Reconsidered
As I've mentioned elsewhere, I'm into neologisms in a big way. When I get bored, I make up new words. I got bored this week, so I made up a new word. If you want it you can have it. VEXICON (vek-sə-kän), noun,A collection of words, phrases and expressions that I find deeply annoying.
Erratum
After all that trouble I went to last night writing a fairly lengthy post about the late anti-Establishment comic George Carlin and his Supreme Court-baiting Seven Forbidden Words, I actually committed a hideous typo and missed one out. I know this because I received a text message this afternoon from my pal, the macaroon-chomping Friend of Garfield Jez Higgins. It read:"You missed a word, you cocksucker!"Thanks for that, Jez. I'll amend it accordingly.Nice of you to include the missing word, too.
The Magnificent Seven
George Carlin was part of a very fine and very respectable American tradition - that of the painfully funny and dangerously smart freethinking foul-mouth. Many of my heroes belonged to this tradition, and it seems like most of them are now dead. Comics like Carlin and Bill Hicks - and writers like Robert Anton Wilson - didn't just tell jokes or write comedy, they moulded neuro-linguistic smart bombs with a time-delay fuse, designed to perplex you for months or even years as you find yourself thinking hard about why you laughed so hard in the first place.Carlin wasn't that well [...]
George Carlin is Dead
1937-2008Shot. Pass. Feck. Can't. Crop-duster. Melonfarmer. Tits.You did it so much better than any of us.Rest in Peace.

























