I’m into neologisms in a big way. When I get bored, I make up new words. I got bored today, so I made up a new word. You can have it if you like.

This may become a regular feature. Consider yourself warned.

Q. If suicide is the pre-meditated murder of one’s self and homocide the pre-meditated murder of another person, what do you call the pre-meditated murder of a football team?

A. “Fivecide.”