Strange New Words Revisited

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Strange New Words Revisited

I’m into neologisms in a big way. When I get bored, I make up new words. I got bored today, so I made up a new word. You can have it if you like.

This may become a regular feature. Consider yourself warned.

Q. If suicide is the pre-meditated murder of one’s self and homocide the pre-meditated murder of another person, what do you call the pre-meditated murder of a football team?

A. “Fivecide.”

2017-05-25T14:25:40+00:00

About the Author:

My name is Tom Lennon and I'm a freelance writer who specialises in humour at the geekier end of the pop culture spectrum. I'm based in Birmingham, UK, and my work has recently appeared in BuzzFeed and Time Out.

One Comment

  1. Rol Hirst January 14, 2008 at 8:39 am

    What do you call the pre-meditated murder of a football team?

    Perfectly justified.

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