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Fantastic Beasts of Birmingham
Painstakingly-researched analysis of Birmingham-based mythological beasts (also includes Yampires, West Brombies and Werewolverhamptons)
My Olympic Shame
An Olympic-themed Tale of Teenage Turmoil from a weird, faraway land called 1988...
Tom Waits: Hell Broke Luce
I'm a massive Tom Waits fan. A video for Hell Broke Luce (a rather excellent track from his rather excellent latest album, Bad as Me) came out today. Needless to say, it's rather excellent.
Lord Byron’s Luggage
I've had a song on heavy rotation in my head today. It's an up-tempo ditty called Lord Byron's Luggage by the criminally-underrated (and sadly no longer with us) American singer-songwriter Warren Zevon: As a lyricist, Zevon was up there with the best of them. Dylan, Waits, Costello and Cohen - that's the kind of league he played in. That being said, I never really gave much thought as to what Lord Byron's Luggage was all about until today. Here's the first verse: Lord Byron had a lot of luggage He took it when he travelled far and wide He didn't [...]
