Strange New Words Revisited

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Strange New Words Revisited

Strange New Words Revisited

I’m into neologisms in a big way. When I get bored, I make up new words. I got bored today, so I made up a new word. You can have it if you like.

This may become a regular feature. Consider yourself warned.

Q. If suicide is the pre-meditated murder of one’s self and homocide the pre-meditated murder of another person, what do you call the pre-meditated murder of a football team?

A. “Fivecide.”

2008-01-11T12:09:00+00:00

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Tom is a mostly funny writer, sometimes illustrator, and lapsed stand-up comedian based in Birmingham, UK. Currently an Expert Blogger at Time Out Birmingham, he's had humour pieces, illustrations, and articles about popular culture published in print and online publications.

One Comment

  1. Rol Hirst January 14, 2008 at 8:39 am

    What do you call the pre-meditated murder of a football team?

    Perfectly justified.

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