When trying to describe a particularly stressful event to someone, I’ll often say that I was experiencing a “David Banner changing-a-tyre-in-a-thunderstorm moment.” This often confuses and bewilders people, particularly people who are significantly younger than me. That suits me fine. It’s what they get for being significantly younger than me.

For the record, this is David Banner changing a tyre in a thunderstorm:

Comprende?