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Tales from the Crypt
Sometimes I like to draw things. Not often, just sometimes. Recently I was asked to provide an illustration for The John School, a marvellous short story by my old pal Dan Powell that appears in the second issue of Dirty Bristow magazine. The John School is a morality tale set in kerb crawler rehabilitation unit and - without giving too much away - it's powerful stuff and not for the faint hearted. My illustration for the story tried to evoke the style of a 1950s EC horror comic: in a dimly-lit classroom, a frightened man turns to us and screams; [...]
De-petitioned
The UK government's new e-petition website has been in the news a lot this week. For one thing, it's been crashing a lot. I imagine there's already an e-petition urging e-petitions to invest in better servers. A lot of the e-petitions that have featured in the news are the predictable outpourings of the rabid reactionary forces we all know and love. I was in a bit of a mischievous mood today and had a few minutes to spare, so I decided to engage in the democratic process and submit an e-petition of my own: We strongly urge the government to [...]
Jon Stewart’s Daily Show vs Hackgate
Jon Stewart's Daily Show take on the News International phone hacking saga wasn't broadcast in the UK. Fancy that. Thanks to Andrew for the heads up.
Dirty Bristow-lympics: Change of Date
The launch party for Dirty Bristow issue 2 (which, amongst many other things, will feature stand-up comedy from me) will now take place on Saturday 13th August 2011 at The Edge in Digbeth. Further details can be found here and here. As you were.





























